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Our doggie, Una, has a sense of humor. Her taste is decidedly geared
towards broader humor. She doesn't get verbal humor, partly because,
as The Gryphon reminded me recently, much of her 500-word potential
vocabulary is taken up by remembering different nicknames for herself.
She does understand silliness, though, and she loves it.
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You might ask how I can tell when Una finds something
funny. She breaks out into a wide-mouthed grin, her eyes light up, she
gets noticeably bouncier, and she rivets her attention on whatever she
finds amusing.
What sorts of things amuse her, you might ask?
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Me giving our kitty, Luke, a pill. For some reason,
every time she sees me with the pill plunger, she follows me with
a big, goofy grin on her face. She watches with delight as I pry open
his mouth and use the plunger to place a pill in the back of his throat.
I guess you could call this schadenfreude.
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Silly voices. She loves this, especially when
I do it. It doesn't matter what you say; as long as you use a silly
voice, you've got her rapt attention. That is, unless you throw in
the word "bath."
- Bad song parodies. When I'm in the mood, I sing a familiar
song, changing the lyrics to incorporate either Una's name or some facts
about our current situation. For example, the oft-sung "Una Las
Vegas," or the equally popular "What's Up, Fluffybutt?"
- Slapstick. Una loves broad, ridiculous movements, for example,
when I dance jubilantly. This seems to both excite and interest her.
If she's in the wrong mood, though, weird movements freak her out. Like
the time when my brother and were acting like monkeys, and she kept
barking. Perhaps she thought we'd contracted a monkey contagion and
was trying to scare it out of us.
You might say that she's just picking up on my mood and reacting to my
tone of voice. That may well be, except that there are things she doesn't
find funny.
- Verbal wit. Spending as much time with Una as I do, I often
express my ideas aloud to her, simply because she's the only one around,
and Luke is off pouting, having just had his mouth pried open and a
pill shoved in. At such times, I might crack jokes about whatever's
on my mind. These comments are met with disinterest. I guess I need
to sell the joke more.
- Prerecorded movies and TV shows. No matter what's on that blinky
box, she's not interested. I guess she's just one of those elite East
Coast intellectuals: "I don't watch television. I think it diminishes
me." Rest assured that if Jack Black were here in person, dancing
like crazy and singing a ridiculous song, she'd be grinning ear to ear.
Even though, admittedly, a good deal of her reaction probably comes from
understanding tone of voice and appreciating the discongruity of the situation,
she doesn't respond every time. Some days, she's simply not in the mood
and yawns or starts licking her feet, disinterestedly Everybody's a critic.
Once an act has lost its novelty, she's no longer amused. Something that
made her smile yesterday won't necessarily get a reaction today. Except
for giving Luke a pill. That's a sure crowd pleaser every time. Which
reminds me: Luke had an allergic flare-up recently, and it's time for
his daily pill. It's show time!
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