Dear
Mr. Lau,
We
are pleased to inform you that, due to the interest in our group demonstrated
in your Oct. 31 Collegian editorial, we have elected you to
receive a high honor from our organization. You have been voted an
HONORARY MEMBER of the Penn State Monty Python Society. The honor
will entitle you to a membership card, a Mr. Gumby knotted handkerchief
hat (matches all outfits), and a license for a pet halibut. Also included
is a carte blanche to slander the intelligence, personal habits, and
lifestyles of us or any other group on campus. We realize that you
have every right to voice your opinion, no matter how careless and
ill-founded it may be.
Judging
by the reactions the Monty Python Society has received from the Homecoming
Parade, the Student Involvement Fair, and last year's "Save the
Hole" protest, most people are not "scared" of us but
appreciate our humor instead. Incidentally, at least a quarter of
our members are University Scholars ("Gee, what are the entrance
requirements for Penn State again?")
But
seriously, many of our group thought that your column was the silliest
thing we'd seen in months. That is why we decided to bestow the honorary
membership upon you. Unfortunately, we are unable to deliver more
than the membership card via U.S. mail. We invite you to attend our
November 13th meeting at 7:30 p.m. in 271 Willard to receive the rest
of your honors.
Sincerely,
Alyce
Wilson,
Editor of Completely Different
Cathy
Nelson,
President of Monty Python Society