As part of the LJ Idol contest a few months ago, I wrote
a piece called "A
Little Less Lucy," about how I was more like Lucy Van Pelt
than her brother Linus growing up: bossy and fiercely independent. Well,
I can now provide you with proof of these tendencies, through my mother's
own words.
A little while back, I borrowed my baby book from my mom,
with the intention of creating a high-resolution scan as part of my
digital archives project. I have since been distracted with other tasks,
and so the baby book sits in my in-box, along with a host of other items.
But I flipped through it last night to determine what I could share
as part of the Memory Box series on my blog.
Most of the book is handwritten by my mother, who sought
to fill in the multiple sections about my growth and development from
years one to seven. She also mounted some photos in the book, sometimes
in accordance with directions and sometimes, I imagine, because she
simply liked them. The book also bulges with additional items my mother
tucked inside: studio portraits of a drooling baby Alyce, certificates
from a Salvation Army baking class, and newspaper clippings of me as
a spelling bee winner (a task I didn't achieve until I was much older
than 7).
A two-page spread provided space for keeping track of
"mischiefs" and "disasters." My mom wasted no time
filling this in, since I was apparently already starting trouble at
the tender age of 4 months.
Don't be confused by the fact that my mother spells my
name "Alice," because that is the legal spelling. I changed
it, unofficially, when I went to college and have been confusing banks
and bill collectors ever since. What do you expect from a Lucy?
The first entry reads:
Jan. 1971 - Getting Alice into the bathtub & washed is like wrestling
an alligator.
She can move along the floor now, but only backwards, and we are
always fishing her out from under the couch & bed when she backs
in & gets stuck.
She likes to squeeze Daddy's nose & pull his mustache.
This entry is proof of my independent spirit. Why should
I let it hold me down that I can only go backwards? If only I had figured
out how to navigate better. And I was not the first baby, incidentally,
to enjoy squeezing Dad's nose. His nose is very squeezable.
The second entry is dated about a month later:
Feb. 15, 1971 - Alice is starting to crawl forward now. She tries
to crawl off her changing table. Aunt Jane babysat last night &
spent 1/2 hour trying to change Alice's diaper. She says it's impossible.
In my defense, the cloth diapers my mother used for me were, I imagine,
darned uncomfortable. Besides, didn't anyone understand I needed to
crawl somewhere, now! I had baby things to do, baby people to see!
My mischief got worse as I became ambulatory, as the third entry shows:
July 1, 1971 - Alice is starting to walk now & gets into everything.
She takes out so much in the kitchen that I am always tripping. She
has poured lots of water on the floor including once a whole watering
can. She bites, throws things in the toilets & unravels toilet
paper. She is very playful & follows us everywhere.
Years later, my mom asked me if I remembered taking pots and pans out
of the kitchen. I told her that I did. She asked me if I remembered
why. Was I trying to help her cook? No, I admitted. In fact, I was trying
to play music. You see, I'd seen something on Sesame Street where
they made drums out of pots and pans. They also changed the sound of
some of them by adding water. I suspect that explains my obsession with
pots, pans and water. Far from evidence of an early interest in cooking
(I mean, really, do you KNOW me?) this seems to be early evidence of
my interest in the arts.
The toilet paper, though, I don't remember. At all.
There were no entries for almost two years, probably because my mother
got pregnant with my brother and was busy with another baby. My parents
did some redecorating about the time that my brother got old enough
to need his own room, which probably explains the next entry:
Jan. 8, 1973 - Alice spilled a gallon of white paint on rug in library.
Received 1st. real spanking & sat in the corner.
By this point, the charm of having a young, mischievous baby girl was
wearing thin, as you can tell by the much sparser entry. I also don't
remember the white paint, so I can't tell you if I spilled it on purpose.
There's about a 50/50 percent chance that I did.
The next entry sounds like a photo you'd see on a tacky greeting card:
Feb. 5, 1973 - Unrolled & used almost whole roll of toilet paper
at one sitting. I found it filling toilet, all over bathroom floor
& wound all around Alice.
I think my mom is missing the significance of the fact that I was making
an effort. I mean, I was 2 1/2 years old and apparently wanted to use
the toilet by myself. While I don't remember this incident, I imagine
that my behavior was driven by fascination at watching the toilet paper
spill off the roll. Whee!
You remember that Steven Wright line, "Small world, but I wouldn't
want to paint it"? Well, sounds like I tried:
Feb. 9, 1973 - Alice found a red magic marker while I was bathing
[her brother]. She colored her doll house, carriage rocker, one of
our chairs, two legs from the knee down & 2 hands bright red &
indelible before I found her.
Funny as this entry is, I can only imagine my mother's horrified reaction
when she discovered what I had done. Not to mention the weeks of explaining
my unusual tint to the neighbors. Although it's not included in this
entry, I suspect this incident precipitated my second real spanking.
The next entry may or may not be my fault:
July 29, 1973 - Someone lifted latch on gate at top front stairs.
Alice fell halfway down. [Her brother] all the way. No one injured.
How does Mom know that I was the one who lifted the latch? Maybe my
brother did it, and I was just trying to rescue him from the stairs.
Then again, given the increasingly self-destructive nature of my mischief,
I probably was the "someone" who lifted the latch. I probably
also didn't realize this would lead to a dangerous fall but believed
I was a big enough girl to walk down on my own. Clearly, I overestimated
my own abilities at navigating stairs.
This was only one of several terrible falls on those stairs, not one
of them leading to serious injury. Maybe we had a Guardian Stair Angel,
cushioning our fall.
The final entry, in July 1973, was terse, and though there
was a lot of space left on the page, she neglected to write any more.
I suppose that keeping track of my mischief was no longer as much fun,
now that she had my brother to watch, as well.
July 27, 1973 - Alice climbed on couch to 3rd shelf of bookshelf
in library. Took Mommy's cloth & thread ripper. Fell headfirst
off couch with ripper. Nicked forehead 1/2 inch above left eye with
point.
I have no idea why I climbed on the couch to get the seam ripper. Most
likely, I was fascinated by it, since I'd seen Mom rip out hems. If
I hadn't fallen, I suspect my next move would have been to do some clothing
alterations. My mom, by the way, had a name for this sewing tool: Jack
the Ripper.
Reading through these entries, I am not only indebted to my mother
for putting up with all my shenanigans but also somewhat amazed that
I grew up relatively unscathed, despite all my "mischiefs"
and "disasters."
In just the first few years of my life, I gave my mom plenty of reasons
to want to take me back to the baby store, but she continued to bandage
my boo-boos, correct my missteps, and tell me that she loved me. Her
attention to this baby book shows she was capable of looking past the
misdeeds and seeing the curious, creative, independent-minded girl behind
them.
One of my favorite pages in the book has always been this one, which
was just a filler page, really, containing a drawing of a tree, along
with a fragment of a Robert Louis Stevenson poem:
Happy Thought
The world is so full
of a number of things,
I'm sure we should all
be as happy as kings.
Next to it, my mom affixed a photo of my brother and me, dressed in
bathing suits and "swimming" in a metal tub in my grandparents'
yard. The smile on my face in this picture, I believe, is the Alice
my mother never stopped seeing, no matter what I did. Instead, she found
the humor in the situation, turning my exploits into funny stories,
some of which have since become part of family legend.
I'm going to visit her in a couple weeks, and even though I've already
sent her a Mother's Day gift, I think I'll tell her just how much I
appreciate it.
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