Attention,
universe. Enough already! Barely a week after losing Tim Russert, one
of the greatest political journalists of our time, we lose one of America's
great comedians and commentators, George Carlin.
I was working
out in the gym when I learned the news, halfway through a set of shoulder
presses, barely paying attention to the TV above me, perpetually set to
CNN. The sound is always turned off, but I saw an image of George Carlin,
and the closed captions informed me that he'd died of heart failure at
age 71.
"Oh,
no!" I said aloud, immediately dropping the bar and slumping forward.
The whir of the treadmill continued behind me, a grunt from a far corner
as someone dropped a heavy weight.
I never
met George Carlin, but I was in the same room with him once. An auditorium,
to be exact, on the Penn State University main campus, where he performed
while I was in college. He performed some of his classic bits, of course,
knowing that everyone would love it: like his riff on baseball, and his
bit about a house just being a place for your stuff.
But he was
always growing, always changing, always trying out new material. He was
fearless about addressing taboos, starting with his infamous "Seven
Dirty Words" and then, by the time I saw him, railing against hypocrites
who wanted new prisons but didn't want them in their back yards. I walked
away that evening thinking that he truly was carrying on the tradition
of Lenny Bruce, one of his great influences. Like Lenny Bruce, he never
hesitated to talk about the things he felt were important. There were
no sacred cows. He could make us laugh about anything, and in the process,
learn something.
There can
be no greater tribute to the man than sharing his own thoughts about death.
I'm
also reminded of the Flaming Lips song, "Do You Realize?", which
I think says it all.
Do You
Realize that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize we're floating in space
Do You Realize that happiness makes you cry
Do You Realize that everyone you know someday will die
And instead
of saying all of your good-byes let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
Do You
Realize Oh Oh Oh
Do You Realize that everyone you know
Someday will die
And instead
of saying all of your good-byes let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
Do You
Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize