This Fourth of July weekend, The Gryphon and I visited my family in
Central Pennsylvania. My brother came down from Vermont with his family,
and my sister came up from Virginia. Sadly, her husband had to stay
behind and work.
The Gryphon and I arrived Friday night, just in time for me to do my
evening work assignments. I finished after everyone had gone to bed.
But no worries: we had a fun day on Saturday, the highlight being a
trip to Knoebels
Grove, a.k.a. Knoebels Amusement Park.
We had gone to Knoebels my entire life, and my mom had gone there
since she was a little girl, as well. The Gryphon and I, along with
my brother's family, were the first to arrive. Since we had cell phones,
we arranged to call each other when we arrived. I had also established
a fallback position of meeting at the Grand Carousel at 1 p.m., just
in case we didn't manage to connect. It turned out to be a good idea.
If you are ever taking a large group to an amusement park, I recommend
setting such meeting places in case you get separated. Even with cell
phones, you never know.
The first thing we did upon arriving was to head for Kiddyland for
my niece and nephew. Their first ride was a boat ride where they could
ring the bell. They both seemed to enjoy that.
Next, they rode some planes. The planes had fake mounted guns, for
shooting at imaginary enemy planes. I remember my brother loving such
rides when he was little.
Just about then, my sister arrived and called us. We told her where
we were, and she caught up with us. She enjoyed watching the kids on
a mini Ferris wheel.
Then my brother took the kids to ride on some little cars that run
on a track, while the rest of us rode the Haunted House. The Gryphon
enjoyed it, although he said that it ran a little too fast. The Haunted
House was named the favorite for five consecutive years by the Dark
Ride and Funhouse Enthusiasts, and I remember when it used to scare
the socks off me. This time, since I had the camera, I got a shot of
the exterior and a few non-flash pics inside, which are blurry but nonetheless
interesting.
My brother and his wife had packed some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
for the kids and got themselves some food at one of the stands. The
Gryphon and I had also packed sandwiches, but we'd eaten ours in the
parking lot, because we didn't want to carry the Tupperware container
around. While everyone else enjoyed some cotton candy and some lunch,
I had an apple, and The Gryphon had a granola bar, both of which I'd
brought. My brother's wife bought cotton candy for the kids, which they
shared with us, as well.
Dad called us about then, and while The Gryphon, my sister and my brother's
wife waiting for him to get to the pavilion, I helped my brother take
the kids to a nearby playground. It's a good thing I went along, because
my nephew didn't want to go across the rope bridge that my brother crossed
with my niece. Instead, we looked at mazes and other things one the
ground together.
Then we took them to the nearby bumper cars, which my nephew later
said was his favorite ride of the day. I think he really enjoyed being
able to control it. In what I thought was a cute moment, he and another
boy were talking to each other, psyching themselves up for the ride.
They were saying, "I'm going to hit you." When the ride started,
both of them spun around in circles and never actually collided!
The rest of the group joined us, with my Dad looking dapper in wraparound
glasses and a boater. He was all smiles, seeing his grandchildren on
the rides.
At 1, we headed to the Grand Carousel to meet Mom. She still hadn't
arrived, so everyone but Dad rode the carousel. He was kind enough to
get some pictures, including a really wacky one of me.
None of us got the brass ring, but I got one on nearly every round,
missing only twice (and once that was because there was no ring in the
ring dispenser).
I also shot a short video of the organ that provides the music for
the ride.
When we got off the carousel, Mom had arrived. She wanted to ride the
carousel, so my Dad and sister rode it with her, and I got a good shot
of Dad before the ride started.
We went with my brother and his family to ride the Old Smokey Train,
which takes adult and child passengers through Kiddyland two different
directions and then back to the platform. This is one of two trains
in Knoebels, with the Pioneer Train being the most popular. The kids
loved it, and I got some neat pics. The Gryphon also got some pics of
me on the train.
While waiting for the train, we'd suggested splitting up, with my parents
and my brother taking the kids to more kiddy rides, while the rest of
us hit some of the thrill rides. After all, it was The Gryphon's first
visit to the park. When I first suggested this, though, there was a
little resistance. Mom had hoped we'd all ride the Pioneer Train together,
but it's on the other side of the park, so it didn't make a lot of sense
to go there and back.
We arranged a time to meet: 3:30 p.m. at the Grand Carousel. I made
sure that everyone looked at me as I repeated the time and place. This
would turn out to be a very good thing.
So The Gryphon, my sister, my brother's wife and I headed for The Phoenix.
It's a wooden roller coaster originally known as The Rocket when it
was built in San Antonio, Texas. It moved to Knoebels in 1985 and has
been a top attraction ever since. I've heard that coaster enthusiasts
make a special trip just to ride it.
Fortunately, the long waits that were standard for the Phoenix 20 years
ago are no longer a reality. We probably waited in line for about 10-15
minutes, tops. That was one of the longest waits we had the entire day.
The Phoenix was just as much fun as ever. I put my arms up on the drops
and screamed my lungs out.
After The Phoenix, we asked The Gryphon what he wanted to do next,
and he said The Twister. That was after we tried to go to the new one
and found out it's not completed yet. It's a wooden roller coaster that
will take the place of the steel wild mouse ride, The Jet, which no
longer exists.
The Twister used to be one of my favorites, but this time I got a slight
headache from the jostling. My sister did, too. I don't know if it's
the ride that's changed or just that my sister and I are older.
After this ride, my brother's wife said she'd go trade with him so
that he could ride some thrill rides, too. We tried several times to
call Mom and Dad, but neither one of them answered their cell phones.
She headed for Kiddyland, confident she'd be able to find them.
Meanwhile, The Gryphon, my sister and I went to the Fudge Kitchen and
bought three different types of fudge to share. We got Peanut Butter
Cup, Tiger's Milk, and Chocolate Mint. The Peanut Butter Cup had too
much chocolate and not enough peanut butter. The Tiger's Milk was tasty.
The Chocolate Mint was my favorite.
As we ate the fudge, we talked about what to do for the half an hour
before we met up with everyone at the Carousel. About this time, we
realized that we hadn't heard anything from my brother yet, who was
supposed to be heading our way to join us. Sure enough, we saw him walking
by, pulling the kids in a rented wagon, with my parents in tow. I caught
up with him and asked him where his wife was. She'd never found them!
So now, while my brother, the kids, and my parents headed for the gasoline-powered
cars, one of my mom's favorite rides, the rest of us split up and looked
for my brother's wife. We wandered all around Kiddyland, eventually
joined by Dad and my brother, but none of us found her. Fortunately,
she remembered to meet us at the Carousel at 3:30, so we all managed
to reconnect.
So my brother was finally free to ride a thrill ride with us, and he
opted for the wettest ride, the Sklooosh. It's one of the wettest rides
I've ridden anywhere. It is like a flume but is designed to send up
a huge wave that then drenches the riders. Once you get off, you can
stand on a bridge and watch the next boat come down, caught inside the
wave and wetted another time.
We were completed soaked at the end of it, so I'm glad we followed
my brother's suggestion and put our personal items in a coin-operated
locker at the nearby restrooms before riding. Of course, we had to get
a picture. The Gryphon took one of us with both my camera and my sister's
camera phone, timing it so there was a bit wave behind us each time.
Any further rides with the kids were ruled out by the fact that my
niece had poked my nephew in the eye, making it red and swollen. This
reminded my brother of the fact that my parents had always said that
you knew it was time to leave Knoebels when someone was finally crying.
We rode one more ride with my mom, the Scenic Skyride, which takes
the place of a similar ride that used to run over the central park.
This one goes far up a mountain, giving you a great aerial view of the
park on the way down. It's a nice, relaxing ride that I'm sure is popular
with lovers.
After Mom and Dad left, we stuck around with my sister so The Gryphon
could ride more things. We did The Galleon, and while waiting in line
we noticed one woman on the end, closing her eyes and looking meditative.
This seemed odd, so we decided to try it out. Wouldn't you know it:
the ride that one minute ago seemed thrilling now seemed gentle. It
must have something to do with the way we interpret visual data.
We also rode the Super Roundup, which is a spinning ride that sucks
you against the back. I tried closing my eyes with that one, as well,
and discovered that again, it seemed far more gentle.
Afterwards, since we were all hungry, we ate at the International Food
Court, where we ordered from the World menu, trying out Bison Burgers
and sharing some Alligator Bits. I was happy they also served corn on
the cob and fruit salad.
We tried a new ride, the Fandango, which was very disorienting. You're
on a spinning disk that also swings from side to side. The little bit
of give at the top of the ride before you sink back down had me shrieking
and laughing like an insane person.
Before leaving, we rode the Pioneer Train, introducing The Gryphon
to a park tradition. When you go through the tunnel, you scream, and
then when you exit, you act like nothing happened. I think it's something
that kids naturally do, and that adults continue because of nostalgia.
On our way out of the park, I took a few more shots of some of the
best-loved rides, including one of the Big Wheel that I think turned
out rather well.
We followed each other back to my Dad's place and had a frustrating
experience along the way, trying to find an ice cream place we had gone
to with Dad. I was going the right way but didn't take us far enough,
and neither Google Maps (access through The Gryphon's iPhone) or my
sister's GPS were any help. So we gave up and drove home.
Since my brother and his wife had invited an old friend to visit, The
Gryphon and I took Una for a walk. I wanted to be sure that Una wouldn't
bark and perhaps frighten my niece and nephew. So far, they'd had a
good experience with her, but I knew that my nephew had been bitten
by a dog last summer, and he's understandably a little cautious. Already,
she'd startled him twice by barking.
This meant that we actually got to see some fireworks both legal
and illegal being set off around town. We also got to see the
sunset.
Dad called us to let us know that she'd arrived, and when we returned,
they'd already headed for a local bar down the street, which uses black
light and has Day-Glo paint everywhere, including the pool tables.
I was a little surprised it was empty in there, but I suppose people
were doing family things. It was kind of nice to have the place all
to ourselves, though I think the bartender was sad to see us go.