Last night was the very beginning of the season, starting with the
auditions in Phoenix. Usually, in these early stages, I just provide
some general comments. Today, I'll share highlights, both good and bad.
In the good category, a new judge, Kara GioGuardi, has joined the show.
She has a lot of familiarity with the show, having worked as a songwriter
with many of the winners. Her songs have appeared on more than 100 million
records by such artists as Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera, Gwen
Stefani, Celine Dion, and Carrie Underwood.
While I was initially skeptical about adding another judge, Kara seems
to offer valuable insight. She speaks her mind and doesn't just rubber-stamp
what the other judges say. Yet, at the same time, she seems to have
a good relationship with the other judges, including Paula Abdul. Hopefully,
she'll help bring out their best.
I do wonder what will happen in the event of a tie, when the judges
are determining who will make it to the semifinals. But I suppose they
will probably figure out a system before it becomes a problem.
A few auditioners already seem promising (although there's no telling
if they'll ever make it past Hollywood week). Emily Wynne-Hughes, who
could be this year's contestant with strange hair (there always has
to be at least one), is a lead singer in a
girl punk band [SITE HAS MUSIC], sports two sleeve tattoos, and
has some impressive vocal skills. She was also refreshingly humble and
polite when talking to the judges, which shows professionalism. Perhaps
we'll see her again.
Interestingly, this is not her first brush with fame. She was working
in the hair salon where Britney
Spears shaved her own head in February 2007 and was quoted about
the event in coverage by various media organizations.
Another one to watch is Scott MacIntyre. One of the last auditioners,
he is blind and plays piano. Not only did he have a lovely voice but
he had a great attitude. If he made it into the finals, I predict he
would become an audience favorite. He's also no stranger to music, having
written and released five full-length albums, according to the Arizona
Republic. You can find more background on him here.
Of course, having a blind finalist would represent some changes to
the show, but probably not as many as you would think. While he did
have someone lead him onto his spot for the audition, Scott is a ballroom
dancer and would likely, with some accommodations, be fully capable
of participating in the choreographed group songs performed every results
show as well as on the finalist tour.
Another promising audition came from Alex
Wagner-Trugman, who is a self-taught singer with a nerdy vibe (go
geeks!). He gave a surprisingly soulful audition which shows his potential.
Let's hope he can take it to the next level.
Now for the bad. Several others received golden tickets sending them
to the next round of auditions in Hollywood. Among them, one Katrina
Darrell, a.k.a. Bikini Girl, because of her chosen attire for the
audish.
Bikini Girl flirted outrageously with every male she could find, even
giving host Ryan Seacrest a full-mouth kiss when she got her golden
ticket. But honestly, her singing wasn't as impressive as her physique,
so once she's forced to compete on a level playing field, she's not
likely to stand out.
Kara wasn't impressed and actually sang her audition piece back to
her, to show her how it was done. Bikini Girl just sniffed and said
she didn't think Kara's version was any better. That sort of attitude
is unlikely to get her very far.
Every year, some would-be contestants strive to get attention through
their costumes. Very seldom does this work. In fact, of the last four
seasons, I can remember only two who showed up with an attention-getting
costume and made it to Hollywood. One was Nicole
Tieri, a.k.a. Scooter Girl, who showed up at the auditions on a
kick scooter (her album, Tales from Magnolia Drive, is now available
from her home
page). The other was an Elvis impersonator who auditioned in Las
Vegas. Both of them failed to move on to the semifinalists.
Another contestant who was put through to Hollywood, Deanna
Brown, has an interesting voice but probably shouldn't have made
it to the next level. Her voice had a nasal quality, and she has a serious
lisp, evident on her "S's." Of course, that stand in the way
for my girl, Fantasia Barrino, so I guess she's worth a chance. We'll
see if she proves herself.
There was a truly eerie moment when a girl in a pink cowboy hat and
matching belly shirt, Lea Marie Golde, showed up clutching a folder
containing hundreds of her own songs. She gushed that she was Kara's
biggest fan, and after handing her the folder to peruse, she launched
into an epic fail of an audition, strangely enough, not singing one
of her own songs. If you'd like to hear some of them, check out her
recent EP release, World
of Wonders, available at CD Baby.
Of course, watching an obsessed fan's histrionics over a judge recalls
the tragic story of a previous auditioner who had proudly displayed
her drawings of Paula Abdul and who last year killed herself in front
of Paula's mansion. It does seem, though, that Lea Marie was probably
less deluded and, instead, making a savvy marketing move. Her 15 minutes
of fame might actually translate into a few more record sales.
In addition, there were the usual assortment of deluded individuals.
One guy was standing in the heat wearing nothing but a barrel. And of
course, there was the requisite Michael Jackson imitator, this one sporting
an unruly fro.
Future Idol wannabes take note: singing like Michael Jackson
is not a way to get in; it's a way to get ridiculed, especially when
you add some of his signature moves. Michael Jackson has a unique singing
style that has become a parody of itself, over the years. In case you
haven't noticed, he isn't exactly current or popular right now, so he
may not be someone you want to emulate. Third, so many people do funny
imitations of him that it's difficult to take it seriously.
If you think you have a good voice, and you want to sing one of your
favorite '80s songs, try some Lionel Ritchie. Sing some Ryan Adams.
But please, please stay away from MJ.
All in all, American Idol season 8 is off to a good start, and
I can't wait to see what happens with the Kansas City auditions tonight.
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