Von
Smith entered wearing a white-brimmed hat and demonstrating plenty
of goofy energy. Surprisingly, he sang
a version of "Over the Rainbow" that started out iffy
and became more impressive, considering it wasn't written for a male
range. Even better, he made the song his own without adding too many
flourishes. I'm looking forward to seeing more of him.
Now
that the show has been around for so many years, there's a tradition
of the friends and family of previous contestants taking a crack at
it. This time, it was Michael
Castro, the pink-haired brother of last year's top five finalist,
Jason Castro. Seems the Castro family is fond of interesting hairstyles
(Jason was still sporting his long dreadlocks). They also share an awkwardness
during interviews, although Michael was more outgoing than his brother,
whom he referred to as "girlie." He turned in a
decent performance of Gavin DeGraw's "In Love With a Girl."
As he left the audition room, the judges remarked he's a bit cocky.
Personally, I don't know if Michael will go very far. At this stage,
his famous association helped push him through. But we'll see what happens
in Hollywood. Can he truly follow in his brother's footsteps?
Next to grab my attention was a bald guy named Matt
Breitzke, a 27-year-old married welder from Oklahoma who offered
up a
smoky rendition of "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers.
He seemed a bit reluctant to leave his family for long periods of time,
so we'll have to see how far he goes.
Every week, there's at least one contestant who gets a Golden Ticket
that makes me go, "What the heck were they thinking?" This
week, it was Jessica
Furney, who did a very bad rendition of the Janis Joplin song "Cry
Baby." The melody was totally off (extremely flat), but she had
a couple things going for her. One, it was a song that the judges obviously
didn't know. (I happen to know it, because it's one of my favorite Janis
songs.) To prove my point, here's video
of her singing it, and here's
Janis.)
Two, she didn't outright imitate Janis, which is a mistake too many
singers make. Much as I love Janis, she had a lot of bad vocal habits:
she growled a lot, and she pinched her voice on the high notes. If she
hadn't died when she did, she would have ruined her voice by about 40.
Jessica avoided those bad tendencies, but that's the only positive thing
I can say.
For the requisite moving moment of the week, we met Danny
Gokey, whose wife passed away just a month before the audition.
Sometimes when this sort of story is highlighted, the singer still isn't
strong enough to get through. But Danny had vocal skills that matched
his powerful back story, as he proved by singing
Marvin Gaye's "Heard It Through the Grapevine." I enjoyed
his voice, but every time I saw him I saw a young Robert Downey Jr.
There were a few surprises, as well. Another geeky guy proved he could
sing: Anoop
Desai, a college student who had once written a research paper on
barbecuing in the South. He showed off a
surprisingly soulful voice and was sent to Hollywood, but not before
Simon spent some time picking on his checkered shirt.
Band instructor Asa
Barnes ignored the "don't sing Michael Jackson" rule I
recommended yesterday, singing
"The Way You Make Me Feel." Unlike about 99 percent of
the people who audition with a Michael Jackson song, he made it his
own and avoided the more obvious MJ stylings, like squeals and sharp
intakes of breath. So he defied the odds and got a Golden Ticket.
Remember how yesterday I said that having a cute costume or a funny
shtick doesn't get you very far, if your vocals don't match up? Well,
Andrew
Lang is the latest wannabe to learn the truth of that statement.
He brought with him a couple of supporters, two friends wearing red
and white cheerleading costumes, who preceded him and did a couple cheers
to herald his arrival.
Unfortunately for him, Andrew Lang followed this peppy overture with
a
theatrical performance of "My Girl by the Temptations. To be
sure, he has a pretty good voice, but he seems to know very little about
delivery. Simply put, he couldn't follow his own opening act.
In addition, there were a number of strange auditions, like a guy with
a super deep voice who might have been an interesting singer, if he
could have stayed on pitch. And there were the usual deluded individuals
who were devastated when their laughable voices didn't get them through.
After eight seasons, all I can say is some people should stick to singing
in the shower.
The next auditions will be from Louisville. If you're interested, the
official preview video is here.
How many of the people interviewed in that video can actually sing?
We'll find out, next Tuesday!
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